Rockstar Zero Carb

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I think today’s beverage choice ushered in a short hiatus from energy drinks. The post-Labor Day blues are hard to shake, so I opted for a drink in the same hue.

Rockstar Zero Carb is a sweet wild berry flavor with ZERO CARBS! Unless you’re diabetic, the only reason you’re even reaching for this drink is to stay as svelte as a strung-out hair band front man. You know, back when being a rockstar meant something other than wearing spunky sunglasses and trying to save Africa. You know, the blow-groupies-destruction-venereal skinny look.

This Rockstar energy drink is not only zero carbs, but it has me jittering within 30 minutes of drinking half a can. I save the second half to drink before the gym … 200 curls, 150 squats, 60 tricep dips later and I’m still in the throes of an anxiety attack. Plus, there’s the bonus of my stomach going a bit queasy afterward.

Forget about juice fasting, Rockstar Zero Carb is the ultimate weight loss drink.


2 comments on “Rockstar Zero Carb

  1. When I originally commented I clicked the “Notify me when new comments are added” checkbox
    and now each time a comment is added I get four emails with the same comment.
    Is there any way you can remove people from that service?
    Appreciate it!

  2. Where exactly did u pick up the concepts to write ““Rockstar Zero Carb | Gas Station Gastronomy”?
    Many thanks ,Carlota

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